My umbrella is blue and white, with spots of rust where the bones and joints of this ancient pterodactyl have bled into its skin. More than once I have gone back to some coffee shop or restaurant to rescue my umbrella from under chairs or from the Lost and Found, which umbrellas call The Orphanage, and where on moonlit nights they gather, whispering of how their People will return at last to claim them. They do not talk about the ones flung off in wrath, their limbs awry and twisted, their People stomping them in fury. On sidewalks and in vestibules or getting into cars, they are pounded, torn and kicked, jammed headfirst into trash bins, abandoned in the gutter — ancient birds brought down at last. My umbrella rolls around the floor of the back seat in my old car, to live its days in comfort there, stained, arthritic, loved with care.
